Hilarious Bird Puns - We'll Have You Quacking Up!
What do bird families do when they are all cozy in their birdhouses built by the Backyard Birdhouse? They tell jokes of course!
These bird puns are a real hoot!
When should you buy a bird?
When it's going cheep!!! (actually....don't buy a bird let it fly free)
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw!
What do you give a sick bird?
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
When does a teacher carry birdseed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!
My friend said she knows all the best bird puns, but I told her toucan play at that game.
What are you doing keeping a sick bird in your house? Don’t you know that’s ill eagle?
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Telling bird puns is usually harmless, but when you start mocking birds, things can quickly get unpheasant and hawkward.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What did the sick chicken say?
Oh no! I have the people-pox!
What do you call a funny chicken?